To give you all some idea of what Matt is like and how we interact, here's a fairly typical exchange from earlier tonight. We were playing Warcrack in a group and our trolls, Bazza and Wozza, had each wandered off to do class specific quests.
M: Where are you?
L: Still with the hunting trainer, but I'll be heading back to Razor Hill in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
M: O-kay
L: You mean you've never heard the phrase 'two shakes of a lamb's tail' before? What rock have you been living under?
M: Well, I've heard of 'two shakes' before, but there was nothing about lamb's tails.
L: But dude, the lamb's tail is totally what you're shaking.
M: If that's what you say, you lamb-shaker, you. I've never heard of it before.
L: Hey, is a lamb-shaker like a cocktail shaker? Because I'd like that.
[beat of silence]
M: You're a total nutjob. You know that, don't you?
L: Is that what you say to woo all your girlfriends?
M: Nope. Just the ones who are nutjobs.
M: Where are you?
L: Still with the hunting trainer, but I'll be heading back to Razor Hill in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
M: O-kay
L: You mean you've never heard the phrase 'two shakes of a lamb's tail' before? What rock have you been living under?
M: Well, I've heard of 'two shakes' before, but there was nothing about lamb's tails.
L: But dude, the lamb's tail is totally what you're shaking.
M: If that's what you say, you lamb-shaker, you. I've never heard of it before.
L: Hey, is a lamb-shaker like a cocktail shaker? Because I'd like that.
[beat of silence]
M: You're a total nutjob. You know that, don't you?
L: Is that what you say to woo all your girlfriends?
M: Nope. Just the ones who are nutjobs.